May 2013
6th Grade me: I will never smoke weed in my life
12th grade me: Bruh
“I just wanna go on more adventures. Be around good energy. Connect with people....”
– Kid Cudi (via thelovelyloner)
nintendoggystyle:
shawty got low low low low low low low (self esteem)
brvdleysoileau:
how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
fishingboatproceeds:
the-blog-of-anne-frank:
I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry
This. Changes. Everything.
tabit:
I’m not in the mood to exist
boy: shit baby you're so wet already
girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something
am i in love or am i horny
psilentasincjelli:
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
luperpigions:
My life goals:
Meet a girl with a nice butt
Touch that butt
Live happily ever after with that butt
circumcising:
are we gunna have sex or are you going to continue to like my posts
Mary Jane has been making quite an appearance in my tagged/me . I need more friends that smoke.
waking up and checking your tumblr like it’s the morning paper
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americandementia:
megaman2:
megaman2:
“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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queenacrossthewaters:
when you click a button you didnt mean to click so you just kinda hold the click and drag your cursor around hoping it doesnt click
