how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry
This. Changes. Everything.
I’m not in the mood to exist
- boy: shit baby you're so wet already
- girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something
am i in love or am i horny
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet
My life goals:
Meet a girl with a nice butt
Touch that butt
Live happily ever after with that butt
are we gunna have sex or are you going to continue to like my posts
Mary Jane has been making quite an appearance in my tagged/me . I need more friends that smoke.
